There are many planets that cause challenges in your 7th house of Marriage in your natal chart or by transit. Some are especially infamous- Mars, Saturn, Uranus & Pluto- but really * any* planet in this house can potentially place a strain on your marriage since it represents a strong need you have which your partner may or may not be able to fulfill at any given time.
When you have planets in your house of marriage the key is to divert some of their power elsewhere so 100% of their energy doesn’t land in your romantic relationships, causing trouble.
Build relationships with people outside your partner who can absorb and fulfill some of this energy. Having multiple outlets will keep the pressure from building up inside your relationship in a dangerous way. Otherwise the planet can act like steam inside a pressure cooker with no release valve, eventually blowing and killing everyone in sight.
Here are some ideas for relationships to keep on hand to take pressure off your marriage based on the planets living in or transiting this house….
- Sun: Men, Fathers, Performers, Kings
- Moon: Women, Caring & Nurturing People, Pets, Babies, Your Mommy…. or if none of these are available then express your feelings to The Public since that is another meaning of the moon.
- Mercury: Clever, Talkative People. Monkeys & Dogs.
- Venus: Females, Hang out in beauty salons, clothing boutiques, bakeries, flower shops & coffee bars making friends. Join women’s groups.
- Mars: Males, including aggressive ones. Sexy sexy firemen. Find skanky friends to sext online. Get an aggressive dog as your side kick. Find friends who are okay with play fighting and cursing each other out.
- Jupiter: Fat friends, rich and prestigious friends. Hang out or get a job at wealthy places. Befriend politicians and lawyers.
- Saturn: Old friends, crusty friends, reliable friends. Or be the old crusty to someone else. Go to a nursing home and adopt a senior citizen. Befriend beggars.
- Uranus: Weird friends. Astrologers. Find an astrologer to consult on a regular basis (julien@julienaklei.com). Seek out as many strange & divergent people as possible so you’ll never get bored. Join a lesbian motorcycle gang.
- Neptune: Hang out at bar, befriend musicians. Be my friend! (julien@julienaklei.com) Alcoholics, drug users, psychics & needy people are the friends for you. Get a pet fish & tell her all your worries.
- Pluto: Criminals! Adopt a pen pal from your local prison and see if you can get permission to fuck him. Find a very deep shrink to consult or go to confession every week to thrill your priest with shocking tales of sin and lust.
So you see, whatever is happening in your chart you can find people to use as lightening rods so that the brunt of these planets does not fall solely on your spouse’s shoulders. It’s all about having safe outlets in place for the planetary energy.
As always, if you want a reading, hit me up at julien@julienaklei.com.
Thanks Friends!
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